So I* don't know what I'm doing with all these crazy plants. I just put the seeds/plants in the ground and hoped for the best, that being that they didn't die within a week. Now I am staking tomato plants and waiting around with aunts in my pants for the first flower on my pumpkin plant or the first ripe pepper.
I really don't know how this happened but everything (almost everything, curse you, stupid lavender, oregano and fennel) grew. I feel "seriously so blessed" that all that turkey poop worked its stinky voodoo goodness on my garden. Hooray for turkey poop! Nature is cool.
*Camille posting here, not Kgordee