Me: Josh what do you want to be when you grow up?
Josh: A daddy.
Me: What are you going to do when you are a daddy?
Josh: Hold the baby and feed it and put it to bed.
Me: Where does the baby come from?
Josh: Mommies tummy.
Me: What will the baby do when when he comes out?
Josh: He can't come out, there aren't any holes?
Josh: Is the baby hiding?
Me: Yes, he is playing one long game of hide and go seek.